"一个人被生命锤炼出来的强度，在独处时会变得分外明显。"——伊莉雅斯菲尔·冯·爱因兹贝伦，《Fate/staynight》WhenhisgirlfriendSashaandbestfriendEliasgivehotheadRichardaharpoonforhisbirthday,hewantstotrythisnewtoyoutrightaway.Sothethreeofthemsetoutforadaytriponaboat,butsuspicionandjealousysoonstarttogettheupperhand.Beforelong,thetensionhasbecomeunbearable.Tomakemattersworse,theboat’senginefailsandthenitturnsouttheylefttheirsuppliesonshoreanerve-wrackingstruggleforsurvivalensuesthatsparesnoone’ssecrets–orblood. Thispost-modernadaptationofastorybyEdgarAllanPoeinwhichthreeshipwreckedsailorsdrawlotstoseewhohastosacrificehimselfasacannibalisticsnack,isabloodthirstythrillerthatleavessufficientspaceforlaughs.It’spainfullyobviousfrom(nautical)milesawaythatthistriangularrelationshipisnotgoingtoendwell.